Want a laugh?

[Tim Laycock]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded :rolleyes:

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair :shock: I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick! :lol:

[Sarah J]

All in a days work :butthead:

[Jiff]

wouldnt have expected anything less fella!:lol:

[Connor]

lmao bb

Lucky it still working

Connor

[JohnO31]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded :rolleyes:

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair :shock: I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick! :lol:

well idont think thats even slightly funny





hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Tim Laycock]

All in a days work :butthead:

:finga: We superheros take it in our stride :supz: :rolleyes:

[Berkut]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair :shock: I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick! :lol: I agrey;)

[Tim Laycock]

Oh yeah, I may have washed the petrol out of my hair but the top of my head is still burning :rolleyes:

[Sarah J]

:finga: We superheros take it in our stride :supz: :rolleyes:

I'm sure your not the first 'dick' and certainly won't be the last!!

You males are at least 50% of the population :yawinkle:

[Hacker]

Well that just shows you to be a bl***y typical yorkshireman, going for the cheapest option, though not in the longrun.:lol: :D :roll:

[JohnO31]

ive done the same thing its very easy to do pal but you have to see the funny side dont you lol

its very bad if you put petrol in a diesel vehicle
but you can get away with no harm if you put diesel in a petrol vehicle aslong asyou dont run it to long as diesel is a oil...ian

[Eagle Owl]

Sorry you are having a crappy day :(

If I was there I would make it all better:heart: :D

[GaryPCO]

Hows this rate for being a dick?

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick! :lol:
Definately,sure there's loads agree!:finga: :butthead: :-D

[Tim Laycock]

Sorry you are having a crappy day :(

If I was there I would make it all better:heart: :D

Brandi,
If you hadnt "picked me up" yesterday I would probably have hung myself with my tow rope from the tree next to where I broke down<bg>

My saviour :heart:

[Tim Laycock]

Seriously, I have two big buckets and three jerry cans of what I can only describe as "piesel" :rolleyes:

Whats a man to do with it?
will it run a two stroke?
(Not that I own anything powered by one, even my chainsaw is 240v :rolleyes: )

[Wightwings]

well wont say much you know what i think of you you plonka.....:lol:

BUT:roll: ..........ONLY you could feeeeeck up a deisel engine with "green" fuel...pmsl.

once filled a diesel landy 3/4 with unleaded......**** myself and stuck the other 1/4 with diesel.......blummin thing ran like a dream!!!! it takes a LOT you muppet to **** up a diesel.....pmsl............

[Sprout]

Seriously, I have two big buckets and three jerry cans of what I can only describe as "piesel" :rolleyes:

Whats a man to do with it?
will it run a two stroke?
(Not that I own anything powered by one, even my chainsaw is 240v )

Barbeque at the FF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:supz: :supz: :supz:

[Eagle Owl]

Brandi,
If you hadnt "picked me up" yesterday I would probably have hung myself with my tow rope from the tree next to where I broke down<bg>

My saviour :heart:

Glad I could help:grin:

[Tim Laycock]

Barbeque at the FF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:supz: :supz: :supz:

Give that man a cigar!
Will you stay longer this time dude? :yawinkle:

[Sprout]

Give that man a cigar!
Will you stay longer this time dude? :yawinkle:

I camped over last time......just don't remember too much of what I did though!!!!!!! Planning on camping this time too ??any plans?? just need to wait til pay day to pay for my passes.

[Tim Laycock]

Pretty vicious way to decoke the engine but it flys like **** off a stick now :supz:

[Tim Laycock]

I never noticed what was flying out of the back when I was kaning it down the fast lane at 85mph :lol:

[Blaze]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!




Thats what the "Green" stuff doe's to ya!...:rolleyes: :finga: :rolleyes:

[Tim Laycock]

Thats what the "Green" stuff doe's to ya!...:rolleyes: :finga:

Spot on the money there dude :weedman: :rolleyes:

[Intek Hosting]

Oh yeah, I may have washed the petrol out of my hair but the top of my head is still burning :rolleyes:
Yea but at least its unleaded :rolleyes:

[Tim Laycock]

Yea but at least its unleaded :rolleyes:

Didnt burn any less :rolleyes: :lol:

[BFG]

DONE THE SAME ON A NEW CAR WHICH HAD 7 MILES ON THE CLOCK (SO YOUR NOT ALONG):oops: :oops: :oops:

[Intek Hosting]

Seriously, I have two big buckets and three jerry cans of what I can only describe as "piesel" :rolleyes:

Whats a man to do with it?

Not sure of a peacetime use for your Piesel, but our infantry in the SADF used to use something similar to extend the range on field mortars.
Doesnt do the mortar tubes a lot of good though!!

[Kentish Falconry]

Ha Ha don't worry Tim we have all done that I filled my wife's car with Diesel once and it's petrol my excuse was all my motors are diesel and I was in a rush and forgot it was petrol
Terry :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kevin Massey]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded :rolleyes:

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair :shock: I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick!


said it more than once

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[Gary F]

lucky bb,, specsavers have a sale on pmsl

[Quiver]

What a dick! :lol:

yes you are timothy.:roll:

[Mr_Colin]

should have put veg oil in it, it would also work better as a hair gel than petrol:rolleyes: :lol:

[SSL]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel. :lol:

Least you remembered to remove the pump nosil before drying off unlike someone else... :lol: :lol:

[Intek Hosting]

I can understand managing to put unleaded into a diesel tank, but how do people manage to put diesel into a petrol tank??

Dont they notice that the nozzle is too thick to fit in the filler pipe?? :rolleyes:

The reason the manufacturers do this, simple, a diesel engine filled with petrol will simply not run because petrol does not combust under pressure or heat, it needs a spark.
Diesel in a petrol engine on the other hand is going to ruin the fuel injection and oxygen sensors, and if the engine is hot enough when the diesel goes in, it will combust when its compressed, but a petrol engine is not designed to take the force of a diesel explosion and will probably damage the cylinders, valves etc.

Once saw something very funny happen with someone who forgot diesel combusts if its pressurized!!

[Palmer]

Nice one BB! :lol:

Lucky it wasn't diesle in a petrol tank, that destroys the enguine!

[Intek Hosting]

Least you remembered to remove the pump nosil before drying off unlike someone else... :lol: :lol:
Or burning the skin off your hand because you didnt attach the nozzle properly. Oooops, I think I promised never to mention that, or was it disconnecting the gas union??, no it was the gas union I promised not to mention!!

[Kevin Massey]

Be carefull peeps...detracting from just how stupid TIM is here:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jiff]

impossible, there's sayner people locked up!

[Intek Hosting]

Be carefull peeps...detracting from just how stupid TIM is here:lol: :lol: :lol:
You do have a point here Kev.

Tim did you think you were getting a good deal when it said 84.9p a litre?
Did you not notice the nozzle was green and it didnt smell like detergent when you were filling up.

Me things perhaps too many prayers were said at the squirreltail's. Next time, RESPECT the bong!!

[Lyn Birds]

wish i was there i would have given you a lift:roll: ;)

[Tim Laycock]

Did you not notice the nozzle was green and it didnt smell like detergent when you were filling up.

Yeah, It jumped out at me, thats why I didnt put any more in and drive for 8 miles :rolleyes:

Threads like this really tell you who your freinds are :lol: :supz:

[NorthenEnglandHawker]

did you break down outside carcraft on the m62 because if you did i drove passed

[Tim Laycock]

did you break down outside carcraft on the m62 because if you did i drove passed

Hello stranger :lol:

Small world :lol:
I didnt break down on the M62 as such, I crawled along the hard shoulder at 0 mph for what felt like a week then got down the jct28 sliproad.
Stuck in in neutral, built up some speed on the off ramp, ran the lights and pitched it onto Tingley roundabout
with no power steering :rolleyes:

Deserved an advanced driving award :rolleyes:

[Pendleside]

Hello stranger

Small world :lol:
I didnt break down on the M62 as such, I crawled along the hard shoulder at 0 mph for what felt like a week then got down the jct28 sliproad.
Stuck in in neutral, built up some speed on the off ramp, ran the lights and pitched it onto Tingley roundabout
with no power steering

Deserved an advanced driving award :rolleyes:

or a 12 month ban . :rolleyes: :lol:

[Intek Hosting]

or a 12 month ban . :rolleyes: :lol:
No that's more likely to come if they tested for recreationals ;-)

[Finnish]

Petrol head.....:lol:

[NorthenEnglandHawker]

Hello stranger :lol:

Small world :lol:
I didnt break down on the M62 as such, I crawled along the hard shoulder at 0 mph for what felt like a week then got down the jct28 sliproad.
Stuck in in neutral, built up some speed on the off ramp, ran the lights and pitched it onto Tingley roundabout
with no power steering :rolleyes:

Deserved an advanced driving award :rolleyes:

lol i drove passed and saw you and thought he looks familiar but couldnt put a name to face untill i got home

good bit of driving skill m8

[MusketMad]

Hows this rate for being a dick? :oops:

I was on my way over to Karls(Game & Pursuit Falcon UK) when I saw I was running low on fuel.
Pulled in to fill up but there was no diesel!
Unleaded or ultra low sulpha diesel were the only choices available, both green pumps!

You guessed in, filled the Shogun with unleaded :rolleyes:

Got about 8 miles down the motorway and it started to run and sound a little "funny" then stopped altogether.

After getting the jeep home on a trailer, draining the tank, refilling it, getting it going again and finaly just having washed petrol out of my hair :shock: I dont feel too bad about it anymore!

What a dick! :lol:
my misses just filled my shogun up with unleaded stupid cow...i had to take off the pump and drain the tank and to top it all she ******ing blew it up this week and told me she never saw the temp guage going up...now i have to cart my dogs about in a poxy 206 worth 50 quid ...anyone got a discovery for sale???????

[Tim Laycock]

my misses just filled my shogun up with unleaded stupid cow...i had to take off the pump and drain the tank and to top it all she ******ing blew it up this week and told me she never saw the temp guage going up...now i have to cart my dogs about in a poxy 206 worth 50 quid ...anyone got a discovery for sale???????

K reg Pajero, nowt wrong with it after the "piesel debacle" :lol:

A deal can be arrived at :yawinkle:

[MusketMad]

saying that i now spend £4.50 getting to work opposed to £12 and i dont bother cleaning the bird **** out of it

[Tim Laycock]

saying that i now spend £4.50 getting to work opposed to £12 and i dont bother cleaning the bird **** out of it

Winner :supz:

[Jester]

on a shogun/pajero fuel related topic. :rolleyes:

i have a leaking fuel return line on my 2.5TD shogun so thought i would try an online part search for a replacement.

one breaker wanted £25 + vat + delivery total £37.75
another wanted £30 + vat + delivery total £40


tried a couple Mitsi dealers to see how much a new one was to compare.

one wanted £19.50 + vat + £2 postage
a local one in aberdeen will be £20.50 + vat.


HMMMMMMMMMM tough choice :roll:
do i buy a shiny new part or spend twice as much on a used part :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Gary F]

on a shogun/pajero fuel related topic. :rolleyes:

i have a leaking fuel return line on my 2.5TD shogun so thought i would try an online part search for a replacement.

one breaker wanted £25 + vat + delivery total £37.75
another wanted £30 + vat + delivery total £40


tried a couple Mitsi dealers to see how much a new one was to compare.

one wanted £19.50 + vat + £2 postage
a local one in aberdeen will be £20.50 + vat.


HMMMMMMMMMM tough choice :roll:
do i buy a shiny new part or spend twice as much on a used part :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
have you tried www.milneroffroad.com (http://www.milneroffroad.com) for pajero spares not bad prices,,
gary