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[Lord Vader]

hello im new to the site but the day after joining i heard a noise outside by the chickens so i loaded the 20 bore (semi automatic beautifil gun) lo and behold a foxe snuffling round the run so i shot him i heard a noise in the bushes and another one ran out so down he or on a closer inspection she goes about to go back inside and a semi mature cub comes out wasted him quartered the cub and fed him to the ferret kits and put the first one in for the big guns 4 beautiful hobs and 4 lovely gills they finished him off quick

now personally i think it was the luck of joining this site (i found i twhile looking for a shooting forum and im getting a harris hawk next week)

[Bod]

What can I say? :shock:

[ColdZero]

you're saying 8 ferrets can eat a whole fox?

also, if they weren't already in i doubt they'd ever get in.

[Ben C]

ANTI? :P

[Hawkmaster]

Damn! Umm welcome?

Who you getting you r hawk from and do they know you are so blood thirsty?

Paul

[HawkMan69UK]

def anti

[Shaun Byrne]

Bloodthirsty Barbarian :D

[HawkMan69UK]

could not be like it myself you need to find another site

[Shaun Byrne]

Here's another one for you :twisted:

[Ian Wileman]

Hmmmmmmmm! Does this sound like the language of a normal huntsman? Anti? Be careful folks!!

[Mary Quite Contrary]

hello im new to the site but the day after joining i heard a noise outside by the chickens so i loaded the 20 bore (semi automatic beautifil gun) lo and behold a foxe snuffling round the run so i shot him i heard a noise in the bushes and another one ran out so down he or on a closer inspection she goes about to go back inside and a semi mature cub comes out wasted him quartered the cub and fed him to the ferret kits and put the first one in for the big guns 4 beautiful hobs and 4 lovely gills they finished him off quick

now personally i think it was the luck of joining this site (i found i twhile looking for a shooting forum and im getting a harris hawk next week)

I take it you havent got a mid terraced cottage in a quite rural hamlet.

Have you thought about using a Desert Eagle instead.
Does make a lot less mess.
Regards
Well"ard :D

[Shaun Byrne]

Hmmmmmmmm! Does this sound like the language of a normal huntsman? Anti? Be careful folks!!

If he's an anti he'll love the picture of my pet fox! Just before I "relocated" her :twisted:

[Hawkmaster]

Ahhhh Damn, you if you are talking about a .50 Desert Eagle in a stainless steel finish, now that does get me going!

[BrianM]

very graphic lanuague especially from a ahem 20 year old gamekeeper....................... i smell sh1ite.......

[Shaun Byrne]

He must be a very busy Gamekeeper Brian! 3 Foxes in the garden with 3 shots and the second 2 hung around long enough to be shot after seeing and hearing the first one nailed!!

The smell of ****e is getting stronger young skywalker!!

[Gaz]

"THE S##T IS STRONG IN YOU".........

[Finnish]

shot him i heard a noise in the bushes and another one ran out so down he or on a closer inspection she goes about to go back inside and a semi mature cub comes out wasted

Then you woke up with your face in a bowl of corn flakes. :butthead:

[Gaz]

and a semi mature cub comes out wasted
What......proper wasted :weedman: :?:

[Shaun Byrne]

and a semi mature cub comes out wasted
What......proper wasted :weedman: :?:

NO! Proper, proper wasted :D :D :D

[Ian Wileman]

A gamekeeper I might add, that enjoys 'keeping game?'
I did not for the life of me, think that game keepers 'kept game!'......I have a friend that 'keeps game', in his back garden, and they cock-a-doodle-dooo every morning.

[BrianM]

what is that smell???

[BrianM]

is it sheep??

[BrianM]

no definatly,, cow

[BrianM]

nope its ........................................BULLSHIT

[Ian Wileman]

So Brian...dont you believe him then?

[BrianM]

yes i believe him,, i also believe in santa , the toothfairy, the easterbunny and that your 94.........lol

[Will]

Personally, I think he'd have trouble holding a gun the right way round if he can't even spell 'fox'! :lol:

[Bod]

We seem to be having a bit of an 'anti' influx at the moment. They can't be doing much elsewhere at the moment.
Brian don't you believe that Elvis is alive. I'm sure I saw him down our chip shop last week. :wink:

[BrianM]

We seem to be having a bit of an 'anti' influx at the moment. They can't be doing much elsewhere at the moment.
Brian don't you believe that Elvis is alive. I'm sure I saw him down our chip shop last week. :wink:

naa bod couldnt have been elvis as he works down at our local bus depot

[Ian Wileman]

There's a guy works down our chip shop swears he's Elvis. But he's a lier and I'm not sure about you?

[Bod]

who me?

[Bones]

hello im new to the site but the day after joining i heard a noise outside by the chickens so i loaded the 20 bore (semi automatic beautifil gun) lo and behold a foxe snuffling round the run so i shot him i heard a noise in the bushes and another one ran out so down he or on a closer inspection she goes about to go back inside and a semi mature cub comes out wasted him quartered the cub and fed him to the ferret kits and put the first one in for the big guns 4 beautiful hobs and 4 lovely gills they finished him off quick

now personally i think it was the luck of joining this site (i found i twhile looking for a shooting forum and im getting a harris hawk next week)
HE'S SO FULL OF BULLSHIT IT'S UNREAL
MY OPPINION ANTI

[HawkMan69UK]

take your 20 bore shove it up your :butthead: and foxc off :finga:

[Hawkmaster]

Either LV is an Anti trying to disgust us, which HE HAS or he though that is the rubbish we advocate here, we don't!

Unless of course, he is truely some hillbilly that does do this, which I doubt, because it all sounds to much like a KestrelFan story to me, or he was just telling a little fib and we are all over reacting?

Naaa I think not . . . . .

[Coedhirion]

May be he cant tell a ferret from a pole cat :lol: 8 of them may manage a real small fox. :roll: Trouble is I'm not sure what his fancy gun is, but if it's like a big 12 bore what ever he fed the fox too will be dead from lead poisoning by now wont it ?? :rolleyes: Dont know much about guns, got one, an it works without taking my shoulder out, so its good enough for a lowly farmer.

[Ian Wileman]

May be he cant tell a ferret from a pole cat :lol: 8 of them may manage a real small fox. :roll: Trouble is I'm not sure what his fancy gun is, but if it's like a big 12 bore what ever he fed the fox too will be dead from lead poisoning by now wont it ?? :rolleyes: Dont know much about guns, got one, an it works without taking my shoulder out, so its good enough for a lowly farmer.

The good thing about ferrets is they chew their food, so if they come across shot the spit it out, unlike birds, that rip up and swallow!! It is much more likely your bird would die from lead poisoning than would your ferret.

[Shaun Byrne]

I've put my ferrets near dead foxes in the past, they took one sniff, bushed up their tails and went and hid!!

[Wightwings]

what dont you believe him guys????? I do :roll: after all I bought a nice new powerful air rifle last week (really it is very nice ) and my very first shot took out THREE grey squirrels sat in a line on the back wall, one fell of the wall and killed a woodie roosting underneath.......fed the lot to me pet ducks the day after..........


Really i have a little time away and you lot let muppets like him on board........ :shock: :lol:

[OutFlying]

I won't bother to tell you about the time my kestrel brought down the flying pig from a stoop at 3000 feet :cry: :cry:

[Shaun Byrne]

I won't bother to tell you about the time my kestrel brought down the flying pig from a stoop at 3000 feet :cry: :cry:

********, a Kestrel at 3000ft....... 2000 maybe :D

[Snudz]

Smells like the aroma of his Chinese zodiacal sign is giving him away..............

[Bubo]

Smells like the aroma of his Chinese zodiacal sign is giving him away.............. so everyone quickly scrolls back just to check the sign :lol:

started off a crappy post but you guys just crease me up
bubo

[Mr. Fong]

I told you dudes that I can use the force to make my bird slope soar
The force is strong in me.............

[Gaz]

.......fed the lot to me pet ducks the day after..........
:!: Ducks wouldnt eat that you liar :!:

[Hawkmaster]

The force is strong in me.............
I would not be too proud to tell everyone that, or are you admitting to be the first gay falconer? :lol:

[Mary Quite Contrary]

.......fed the lot to me pet ducks the day after..........
:!: Ducks wouldnt eat that you liar :!:


MINE DO! :impact:

[Wightwings]

ye but i accidently let my ducks interlope with my harpy and they will eat anything now........they taste a little strage tho....... :vom: :rolleyes: